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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Chapter 11.5: The 40 Something Concubines

The news of Concubine W kicking her own bucket shocked the whole palace. Everyone started to question what pushes her to the limit. Some says she owes ahlong money. Some says depression. Some says UFO. Some says she lost heavily on the MU vs Arsenal's match. Some says the sudden purge of the KLCI. But no one can confirm the real reason..

Unknown to everyone in the palace, the kind-hearted Concubine W adopted a son many years ago in the 'Adopt-An-Orphan' charity drive organised by the country official Special Political Charity Agency (SPCA). She named him Liu Kas. Liu Kas was sent to the army camp and through his hardwork and determination to become the bested, he managed to be promoted and became a high ranking position in the 5th Battalion with the title General Liu.

'I wanna seek justice for my mum!' shouted General Liu when his friends from the palace sms him on the bad and sad news.

Teaming up with the local CSI team, General Liu started his investigation..

Not to miss out any single clue, he started with a thorough interview with every single staff in the palace, including the emperor himself. But all still left him clueless. Left with no other choice, he did another post mortem on Concubine W. Alas, the truth was finally revealed.

Apparently Concubine W found her new love.. in eating mustard. It's mustard that kills her. Mustard overdosed had caused her to wee wee mustard and boom boom mustard as well. She sweats mustard and sheds mustard tears. Thinking there is no cure, she took the easy way out. And that explains why she bleeds mustard..



The emperor was impressed with General Liu's wisdom and determination in seeking the truth. The emperor decided to recruit General Liu to be his Royal Daikor of Offical Guard (Royal DOG).

Due to General Liu's macho-ness and handsome-ness and wisdom-ness (beats Entertainer Wang hands down), all the concubines started to drool over him.

Is the emperor's decision to have General Liu in the palace a wise move, or giving chances to his concubines to let him wear green hat..?

OK, Linpeh, you go and figure this one out since u so good go and start the Lin Dynasty last time.

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